This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
kingbritish: i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
demigodofhoolemere: i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal do you guys see what i’m getting at
dankickedphilsstickz: We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing. Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
You have to work at relationships. You can’t just walk out on them every time...– Nick Hornby, High Fidelity (via swirlingwinds)
lucillesballs: i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants but in boys’ pants pockets you can perform your nieces baptism
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...